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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Making waves on Telegram:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Just landed via Twitch:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Just shared via Pinterest:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Spotted on Threads:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Just shared via Discord:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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