Funny armour quotes

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.