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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Reported on LinkedIn:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Shared recently on X:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Trending via LinkedIn:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Spotted on YouTube:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Making waves on Facebook:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Reported on Slack:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Making waves on Discord:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Shared recently on Slack:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Breaking via Instagram:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Breaking via Slack:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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