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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Trending via Discord:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Breaking via YouTube:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Going viral on Discord:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Just shared via WeChat:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Going viral on WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Seen just now on Threads:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Seen just now on X:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Live now on Facebook:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Just shared via Reddit:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Seen just now on Telegram:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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