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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Just shared via Facebook:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Trending via Instagram:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Broadcasted on Slack:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Going viral on Telegram:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Just shared via Discord:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Seen just now on Discord:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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