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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Going viral on YouTube:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Just landed via TikTok:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Freshly posted on X:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Making waves on Telegram:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Live now on TikTok:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Reported on Discord:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Just landed via Discord:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Going viral on YouTube:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Trending via Facebook:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Going viral on Discord:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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