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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Just shared via Discord:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Spotted on Threads:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Spotted on Snapchat:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Going bananas on Facebook:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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20 shares on Slack this month:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

19 shares on Discord this month:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Live now on Instagram:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Broadcasted on X:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Going viral on YouTube:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Shared recently on X:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Going viral on Reddit:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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