Funny bleep quotes

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.