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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Live now on X:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Reported on Instagram:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Spotted on Messenger:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Share →: If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving 🚗💭 If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? 😂"

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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Trending via Slack:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Going viral on Telegram:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Spotted on Discord:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Trending via Telegram:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Just landed via YouTube:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Reported on Instagram:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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