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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Going viral on Twitch:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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