50 Funny bring quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

  Commentary:
  Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

  Commentary:
  When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

  Commentary:
  Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

  Commentary:
  Caesar, looking shocked: "Is it bring your knife to work day or something? 🤨🔪" Looks like someone forgot the memo on cutlery etiquette! Watch out for any unexpected office shenanigans… or salad cravings! 😂 #OfficeAntics #KnifeLover

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