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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Trending via WeChat:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Just landed via Discord:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Just landed via X:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Spotted on Discord:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Spotted on Slack:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Making waves on Telegram:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Trending via Reddit:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Funny bring quotes🎉 are the secret sauce to making any day brighter😄! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood during a meeting, add a spark to your social media post📱, or simply make someone smile, these witty gems deliver a punchline that packs a giggle-worthy punch🤣. Get ready to dive into a world where humor and wisdom collide, leaving you chuckling and nodding in agreement😂. Let the fun begin!

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Share →: Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉
5 days ago
Share →: Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Commentary:
Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤
6 days ago
Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
1 week ago
Share →: I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
1 month ago
Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Commentary:
"Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝
3 months ago
Share →: If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Commentary:
"Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"
4 months ago
Share →: If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"
4 months ago
Share →: Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Commentary:
Caesar, looking shocked: "Is it bring your knife to work day or something? 🤨🔪" Looks like someone forgot the memo on cutlery etiquette! Watch out for any unexpected office shenanigans… or salad cravings! 😂 #OfficeAntics #KnifeLover

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Trending via Instagram:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Just landed via Instagram:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Spotted on TikTok:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Going viral on Pinterest:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Seen just now on X:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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