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Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹
67 Funny bring quotes
You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
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Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨🔧
I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.
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Sounds like a yap-tastic time! 🐶🎤 Let's yap it up together! 😂
Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.
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Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn
Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.
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Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉
Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.
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Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤
Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”
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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.
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Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.
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"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.
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"Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"