Commentary:
Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝
67 Funny bring quotes
If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.
Commentary:
"Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"
If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.
Commentary:
"Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"
Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”
I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
Commentary:
"Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."
I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.
Commentary:
"Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"
The only thing we need to bring back is duels.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says conflict resolution like settling disputes with a good old-fashioned duel. Just imagine the corporate boardroom meetings spicing things up with some swordplay and pistols at dawn. Who needs HR when you have honor and a steady hand, right?"