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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Just shared via WeChat:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Going viral on Discord:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Making waves on Reddit:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Trending via Threads:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Trending via TikTok:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Spotted on Discord:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Just shared via Slack:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Going viral on YouTube:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Trending via Telegram:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Trending via YouTube:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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