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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Broadcasted on X:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Making waves on X:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Freshly posted on Threads:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Trending via Reddit:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Going viral on Instagram:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Shared recently on Slack:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Making waves on YouTube:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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