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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Breaking via Twitch:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Just shared via Reddit:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Going viral on TikTok:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Shared recently on Twitch:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Trending via Telegram:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Spotted on Messenger:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Trending via Facebook:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Trending via Threads:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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