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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Going viral on Threads:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Just shared via Facebook:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Trending via Messenger:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Reported on WeChat:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Making waves on Threads:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Trending via Reddit:

69 but we both just farting.

Spotted on Threads:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Reported on Instagram:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Just landed via Messenger:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Just shared via YouTube:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Live now on Threads:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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