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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Breaking via Pinterest:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Spotted on Twitch:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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82 shares on Snapchat this month:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

85 shares on X this month:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

82 shares on Slack this month:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

95 shares on X this month:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Trending via Snapchat:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Shared recently on Slack:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Going viral on Messenger:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Just shared via Threads:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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