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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

Trending via Reddit:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Spotted on X:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Trending via YouTube:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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