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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Share →: I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Well, well, it took some time but now we're in sync with the concept of chronology! ⏰🕰️ Better late than never, right? Maybe it's about time…or maybe it's about thyme, who knows? 😉

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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I only drink when I people.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Just shared via Facebook:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Just landed via Messenger:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Reported on Discord:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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