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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Making waves on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Trending via WeChat:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Going viral on Messenger:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Just shared via Instagram:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Breaking via Threads:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Going viral on YouTube:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Going viral on Discord:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Just shared via TikTok:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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