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  • If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ” How eggciting to ponder such a feather-brained idea! Let's hope the "coo clucks clan" doesn't start a pecking order among themselves! Just imagine the squabbles over who gets to rule the roost ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ“. Who do you think would win in this beak-to-beak battle of the birds?