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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Just landed via X:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Going viral on YouTube:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Spotted on YouTube:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Live now on X:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Trending via Telegram:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Spotted on X:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Going viral on YouTube:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Reported on Telegram:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Trending via Discord:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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