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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Just landed via Discord:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Just shared via Facebook:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Going viral on Slack:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Trending via Messenger:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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