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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Making waves on YouTube:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Spotted on Reddit:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Trending via Snapchat:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Just shared via Twitch:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Spotted on Discord:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Spotted on TikTok:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Spotted on Discord:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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99 shares on Instagram this month:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m tired of things costing money.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

75 shares on X this month:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Spotted on YouTube:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Live now on WhatsApp:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Trending via Telegram:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Funny cozy clothing quotes

New funny cozy clothing quotes 👇

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

All funny cozy clothing quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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