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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Oh good. Another day.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Share →: Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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