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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Just landed via WeChat:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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85 shares on Discord this month:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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Trending via Slack:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Spotted on Slack:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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