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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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I am thick and tired.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Trending via Threads:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Freshly posted on X:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

Making waves on Slack:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Trending via Telegram:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

99 shares on Threads this month:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

35 shares on Slack this month:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Seen just now on X:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Going viral on Messenger:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Trending via WeChat:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Making waves on Twitch:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Live now on TikTok:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Just shared via Twitch:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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