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76 Funny death quotes

Funny death quotes offer a light-hearted approach to a serious topic, blending humor with reflections on mortality. 💀😂 From witty observations about life’s end to playful takes on the afterlife, these quotes bring a smile while navigating the more somber aspects of existence. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the humor in life’s final chapter! 😄🌟

1 week ago
View →: My plan is to die young as late as possible.
2 weeks ago
View →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.
3 weeks ago
View →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
1 month ago
View →: The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.
3 months ago
View →: Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
3 months ago
View →: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
3 months ago
View →: When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.
4 months ago
View →: Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.
4 months ago
View →: It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.
4 months ago
View →: Caught the bouquet at the funeral.
4 months ago
View →: Life is just resetting your password until you die.
4 months ago
View →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.
4 months ago
View →: In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.
4 months ago
View →: When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.
4 months ago
View →: When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.
4 months ago
View →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!
4 months ago
View →: Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.
4 months ago
View →: No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.
4 months ago
View →: Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!
4 months ago
View →: He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.
4 months ago
View →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.
4 months ago
View →: My funeral better have a bloody merch table.
4 months ago
View →: RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.
4 months ago
View →: They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.
4 months ago
View →: After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.
4 months ago
View →: You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.
4 months ago
View →: Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”
4 months ago
View →: Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.
4 months ago
View →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.
4 months ago
View →: The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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