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72 Funny death quotes

Funny death quotes offer a light-hearted approach to a serious topic, blending humor with reflections on mortality. 💀😂 From witty observations about life’s end to playful takes on the afterlife, these quotes bring a smile while navigating the more somber aspects of existence. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the humor in life’s final chapter! 😄🌟

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

1 month ago

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

1 month ago

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

2 months ago

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

2 months ago

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

3 months ago

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

3 months ago

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

3 months ago

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

3 months ago

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

3 months ago

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

3 months ago

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

3 months ago

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

3 months ago

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

3 months ago

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

3 months ago

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

3 months ago

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

3 months ago

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

3 months ago

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

3 months ago

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

3 months ago

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

3 months ago