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Funny death quotes

Jun 14
Share →: I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.
Jun 12
Share →: I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
May 9
Share →: My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
Oct 2
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.
Sep 30
Share →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.
Sep 29
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
Sep 28
Share →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.
Sep 22
Share →: Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’
Sep 22
Share →: That awkward moment between birth and death.
Sep 22
Share →: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.