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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

Just landed via Facebook:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Reported on Telegram:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Shared recently on Discord:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Just landed via Reddit:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Just landed via X:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Trending via Discord:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Share →: Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Shared recently on Threads:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Seen just now on X:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Live now on Threads:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Shared recently on TikTok:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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