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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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