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Funny dog quotes

Sep 22
Share →: Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.
Sep 22
Share →: My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
Sep 22
Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
Sep 22
Share →: My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.
Sep 22
Share →: I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
Sep 22
Share →: Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
Sep 22
Share →: I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
Sep 22
Share →: Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
Sep 22
Share →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
Sep 22
Share →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?