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2 months ago
Share →: I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"
3 months ago
Share →: Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Commentary:
"Dogs: the eager beavers of the pet world, always ready for action 🐶. Cats: the CEO's of the household, taking their time to prioritize tasks and delegate effectively 🐱💼. If only we could all have a bit of that feline cool 😎!"
3 months ago
Share →: All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Commentary:
🐶 "Our dogs see us as dedicated full-time playmates, always ready for a game of fetch or a belly rub. Meanwhile, our cats just assume we're part of the 'sleeping 18 hours a day' club. Hey, at least we're keeping them entertained with our unemployment shenanigans!" 😺 #FurBabyPerspectives
3 months ago
Share →: It was me, I let the dogs out.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we finally found out who was responsible for letting the dogs out! It wasn't the cats, the birds, or even the squirrels – it was you all along! Let's hope they don't hold a grudge for getting busted. Just remember, in the future, keep a closer leash on things before your furry friends start causing a canine commotion! 🐶🚪🔓
3 months ago
Share →: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Commentary:
Well, it's true that cats might not be the most reliable sled pullers, but I'm sure they'd be happy to supervise from a cozy spot by the fireplace while the dogs do all the hard work. After all, why break a sweat when you can break out the treats instead?
3 months ago
Share →: I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when you have a cleverly named dog like '5 Miles'? It's the perfect excuse to skip the gym and just let your furry friend do all the work. Just remember to keep up the facade when someone asks about your workout routine!"
4 months ago
Share →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Commentary:
"Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They'll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they're not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!"
4 months ago
Share →: Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Commentary:
"Who needs words when you have those adorable puppy eyes and wagging tails? Dogs have mastered the art of communication without saying a word – it's no wonder they have us wrapped around their paws!"
4 months ago
Share →: My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Commentary:
“Well, I guess it’s tough being a freeloader when all you have to offer is unconditional love and endless entertainment. Maybe the dog is just practicing for their future career as a professional napper!”
4 months ago
Share →: All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Commentary:
“Who needs a therapist when you have a dog? 🐾 Most of them are just winging it anyways! 🤣 #FreelanceTherapists”