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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

79 shares on Slack this month:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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