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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Slack:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Spotted on TikTok:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Just landed via WeChat:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Making waves on Twitch:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Live now on Instagram:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Making waves on Discord:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Just shared via Telegram:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Never eat more than you can lift.

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37 shares on X this month:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

57 shares on Reddit this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

29 shares on Slack this month:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,909

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Breaking via Telegram:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Trending via TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Being awake is the worst.

Making waves on Twitch:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Making waves on X:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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