Funny Elvis quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

  Commentary:
  Who knew LEGO could get all shook up? 😂🕺🧱

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

  Commentary:
  Well, you have to admit, only Elvis could make marriage seem as electrifying as a Vegas show 🕺🎲💒 Who wouldn't want to say "I do" with a side of "Love Me Tender" and a sprinkle of sequins? Thank you, thank you very much! 🕺🕺🎶

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the legend of speedy marriages courtesy of the King himself, Elvis Presley! 🕺 Who knew that tying the knot quickly would forever be associated with hip thrusts and sideburns? 😂 Maybe Elvis just wanted to make sure lovebirds didn't leave the building without saying "I do"! 💍🎶 #MarriageGoals #ElvisTime

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