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Just imagining the creepy ghost tripping over a rug is the bedtime story we all need! 😂👻🎬
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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.
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When you realize the soundtrack to your life is a solo! 🎶🤦♂️🤷♀️ #SelfDuet
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
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Looks like sis's boyfriend is in the official "probation perimeter" of the family photos! 😂📸✂️
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie 😂🦉☕🌝
My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.
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Throwing a retirement party for my heart and mind—please bring snacks! 🎉💔😂
Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.
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When that (1) appears, I *totally* relate… it's like my computer's way of telling me it's ready to start a file-naming sequel trilogy 🎬😅📂
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?
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That's the sweetest apocalyptic love story I've ever heard! 💍💥❤️
You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.
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When your car thinks it's auditioning for Fast & Furious, but you're stuck in a red-light sequel! 🚗💨🎬😂
I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.
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Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳