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123 Funny end quotes

Funny end quotes 🤣✨ are like the perfect mic drop at the end of a captivating story or epic post. They leave your audience in stitches while wrapping up your thoughts in a neat, hilarious bow. Imagine the cherry on top of a humor sundae, adding that final zing of laughter. So, buckle up and get ready to sprinkle some giggles into your grand finales, because who doesn’t love a chuckle to seal the deal? 😄🎉

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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