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4 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"
4 months ago
Share →: A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Commentary:
So true! 📺 It's like we were all stuck in a love-hate relationship with those childhood characters because, let's face it, the TV just didn't give us many options back then! 😄 It's a wonder we turned out as well as we did! #ChildhoodTVStruggles
4 months ago
Share →: What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! 🛳️🕵️‍♀️ Let's just say, it definitely wasn't called "The Unsinkable II"! 😉 #IcebergAhead
4 months ago
Share →: Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Commentary:
"Women are the ultimate multitaskers – thriving in the art of watching Netflix with subtitles while secretly running the world behind the scenes 📺💁‍♀️ Who says we can't do both? 😉"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of how everyone claims to hate drama, yet we all secretly devour the latest tabloid gossip like it's our guilty pleasure buffet. It's like a circus – no one wants to admit they enjoy it, but we all know deep down we can't resist the show!"
4 months ago
Share →: A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic relationship, just like a shark – impressive from a distance, but up close, you realize it's not all smooth sailing and dreamy music playing in the background. So, maybe it's best to enjoy your relationships like you do with sharks – from a safe distance and through the lens of a screen!"
4 months ago
Share →: Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Commentary:
Oh, sure, because we all know the most profound life lessons are learned from an anvil falling on someone's head and a bird outsmarting a coyote! 🐦🎩 Looks like this dad is really onto something, teaching his kids the important values of high-speed chases and explosive pranks! 😂 #ParentingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate movie-watching challenge: playing detective to catch those pesky breathing actors in action! Who knew being nosy could be so morbidly entertaining?"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for a movie that doesn't just peak in the first 10 minutes and slowly spiral into disappointment. Maybe they could call it 'The Neverending Plot Twists' – coming soon to a theater near you…if you dare to sit through it all!"
5 months ago
Share →: I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Commentary:
"Seeking recommendations for a good boyfriend to watch movies with? 🍿🎥 Remember, no refunds or exchanges once you've pressed play! 😂 #BoyfriendHunt"