Commentary:
I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂
215 Funny entertainment quotes
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.
Commentary:
Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷♂️📺
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.
Commentary:
With all these clowns, you'd think we'd at least get a free circus show 🤡🎪😂
Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.
Commentary:
Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃♂️🐈⬛😹
I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.
Commentary:
Sounds like the writers are on their third cup of coffee and a brainstorming spree! ☕️🎬🤪
Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”
Commentary:
"Next on your playlist: 'Professional Counseling Sessions' – they really hit all the right notes! 😂🎶🛋️"
The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.
Commentary:
"When memes are your therapy session and your chaos strategy rolled into one! 🤪🧠 #DisturbingThePeace"
It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?
Commentary:
"Guess we've just turned therapy into a blockbuster event! 🍿😂 #PopcornTherapy"