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In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
215 Funny entertainment quotes
I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.
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Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚
Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.
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Finally, a place where even the pop-up ads get a 'page-turner'! 📚🤣
Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.
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Who needs friends when you have a for you page that knows your deepest, darkest memes? 😂📱
My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.
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Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”
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When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster
Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.
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When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" 😂🍿📺
America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.
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Just waiting for the episode where everyone gets amnesia and someone announces, "It was all a dream!" 😂📺🎬