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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Going viral on Instagram:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Making waves on X:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Dear music, thanks!

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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15,269

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Going viral on Twitch:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Trending via X:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Going viral on Messenger:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Just landed via Slack:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Trending via Slack:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Spotted on Discord:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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