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Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,508

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Shared recently on Twitch:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Just landed via Messenger:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Live now on Slack:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,602

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Seen just now on Discord:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Seen just now on X:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Just shared via WeChat:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Spotted on WeChat:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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