Funny first step quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Trying is the first step toward failure.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic wisdom of Homer Simpson. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again… until you fail gloriously and have a good story to tell at parties!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mix-up! 😅 Looks like we've stumbled onto a new self-help trend. Remember folks, if you want to recover, first get addicted! 🔄🙌 #Oops #LifeAdvice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first step to recovery is addiction.

  Commentary:
  "The first step to recovery is addiction? 🤔 Well, I guess even rehab centers need repeat customers! 🔄🙈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're on the way to becoming a certified closet inspector! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew that the first step towards decluttering involved just staring at your clothes intensely? 😂 Better watch out, closet, you're about to get 'cleaned' with that laser beam focus! 🔦💃

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