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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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