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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Just landed via X:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Just landed via Messenger:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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79 shares on Telegram this month:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

30 shares on Discord this month:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

66 shares on Threads this month:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Freshly posted on Threads:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Breaking via Twitch:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Seen just now on Discord:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Trending via TikTok:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Spotted on Twitch:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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