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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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Going viral on Instagram:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Spotted on Discord:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Trending via Telegram:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I run a parody bank account.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Reported on Threads:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Making waves on Discord:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Trending via X:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Seen just now on X:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Breaking via Telegram:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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