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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Shared recently on Telegram:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Making waves on Facebook:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Funny food pun quotes serve up a delicious slice of humor that’s perfect for brightening your day 🍕😂 Whether you’re a snack lover or a foodie fanatic, these clever wordplays will have you grinning from ear to ear 🍩😄 Get ready to savor the tastiest laughs that combine your favorite treats with a sprinkle of wit 🍔✨ Dive in and let the giggles feast begin!

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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For Halloween, I will be okay.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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Live now on Slack:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Seen just now on X:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Live now on YouTube:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Going viral on Instagram:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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