Funny fun quote quotes

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.