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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Live now on Reddit:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Trending via Snapchat:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Seen just now on Slack:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Going viral on Discord:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Going bananas on Threads:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Going viral on Instagram:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Making waves on X:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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