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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Breaking via Instagram:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Making waves on Reddit:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Just landed via Slack:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Trending via Discord:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Trending via X:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Spotted on Discord:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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