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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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