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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Happiness is an inside job.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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Spotted on YouTube:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Going viral on Messenger:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Live now on Snapchat:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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68 shares on TikTok this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

32 shares on Discord this month:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

37 shares on X this month:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

33 shares on Discord this month:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

89 shares on Discord this month:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Just landed via Messenger:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Breaking via Discord:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Making waves on WeChat:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Just landed via Discord:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Just shared via YouTube:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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