68 Funny head quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

  Commentary:
  Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

  Commentary:
  "🍝🏃‍♀️ Sounds like a recipe for success! Who knew carbs could be so motivating? Maybe I should wear a shirt that says “Eat Chocolate, Run Faster” 😂🍫 Keep your pasta close and your fitness goals closer!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

  Commentary:
  "Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? 🗑️🧹 #MindfulLiving"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! 😹🐾 Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? 😸💥 #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the revolutionary invention: Mind-canceling headphones! For those times when your thoughts are louder than the world around you. 🧠🔕 Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of silence… inside your head! 💭🙉"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

  Commentary:
  "Having people stuck in your head can lead to messy situations…but having songs stuck in your head just leads to impromptu karaoke sessions at inappropriate times! 🎤🎶 Let’s stick with the safer option, shall we?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

  Commentary:
  Trying to shake off those mind-typos like an Etch a Sketch? 🔄✨ Just be sure not to accidentally erase any crucial ideas! 🧠😆 #ShakeItOff #EtchASketchMind

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

  Commentary:
  Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic self-inflicted forehead slap – the mating call of the wild human male 🤦‍♂️. Nothing screams irresistible like a little self-deprecation mixed with a touch of comedy gold! Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have a head-slapping good time? 🤪 #SmoothMoves"

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