Commentary:
Whoever came up with that saying definitely didn't know the sheer willpower required to ignore cake 🍰😆
116 Funny hell quotes
You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.
Commentary:
2020 called; it wants its portal key back, and no thanks, I’m good without the brimstone decor! 🔥😅👹
Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.
Commentary:
Sounds like you gained some infernal project management skills! 🔥😅👷♂️
My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.
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When the mosquitoes pack their bags for Hades, it's a true autumnal blessing! 🦟👹🍂
Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.
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When someone tries to rain on your parade, just remember they're on the express train to Hades and don't have time for your sunshine! 🌞🚂🔥
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
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Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂