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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Reported on Discord:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Live now on TikTok:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Reported on X:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Live now on Discord:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Just landed via TikTok:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Trending via Snapchat:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Reported on Telegram:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Seen just now on WeChat:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Going viral on Threads:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Spotted on TikTok:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Breaking via Twitch:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Just landed via Twitch:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Seen just now on Threads:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Reported on Reddit:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Going viral on Messenger:

I think God was high when he made me.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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