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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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